Personal Metaphors

1.       If I were an animal, I would be an elephant because elephants are my grandma’s favorite animal and I’m my grandma’s favorite grandchild.

2.       If I were a car, I would be a ford bronco because they’re great vehicles that have the extra room as well as endurance.

3.       If I were an article of clothing, I would be I pair of jeans because you can wear a pair of jeans all year round and you can wear them with just about anything.

4.        If I were a day of the week, I would be a Friday because Friday’s are the best days of the week. They’re the beginning of the weekend.

5.       If I were food I would be Chinese food because everyone loves Chinese food.

6.       If I were a color I would be blue because blue has always been my favorite color.

7.       If I were a movie I would be a Pixar movie because out of all the movies I've ever seen those have always been my favorite no matter how old I am.

8.       If I were a fragrance I would be Lay It On Thick Shea Butter lotion because when people use my lotion they freak out and say it feels gross and it cracks me up. Plus it smells really good.

9.       If I were a type of building I would be a barn because growing up my grandma always used to ask me if I was born in a barn and I would always yell back yes.

10.   If I were a plant I would be a tree because they live for hundreds of years and they play an important part of life on earth.

11.   If I were a Musical Instrument I would be the piano because there are so many different keys to play and so many different combinations to make such beautiful music.

12.   If I were a geometric shape I would be a circle because I circle doesn’t have any corners and it’s never ending.

13.   If I were a piece of furniture I would be a chair because I bench because a bench can support a family.

14.   If I were a song I would Jesus take the wheel by Carrie underwood because there has been many times that I should have been in terrible wrecks but I always manage to screech on by.

15.   If I were an appliance I would be a dish washer because it seems like no matter how much ido dishes there will always be more.

16.   If I were a television character I would Ronda Rousey because according to Marcum I look just like her.

17.   If I were a season of the year I would be the summer because I love summer for all the sun and tanning and swimming. It’s just great, like me.

18.   If I were a natural phenomenon I would be the northern lights because they’re colorful and vibrant and can only be seen in specific areas.

19.   If I were a cartoon character I would Jerry off of Tom and Jerry because my brother and I fight all the time and we’re always picking on each other but I’m the smarter one.

20.   If I were a work I would be honest because I’m honest about everything and speak my mind and some people think that I’m brutally honest.