Recipe for the perfect Mickenzie:

2 cups of sarcasm

3 cups of striving

2tsp of anger

5 cups of love

7 cups of happiness

4tsp of annoyance

1 cup of stress

4 cups of knowledge

3 cups of humor

4 cups of beautiful

Step 1: First you mix 2tsp of anger, 4tsp of annoyance, and 1 cup of stress you’ll get one mean Mickenzie but don’t forget the 7 cups of happiness to help level everything out and to a smooth mix.

Step 2: Then in a separate bowl pour in 3 cups of strive, 4 cups of knowledge, and 3 cups of humor, you’ll get a big bowl of a good worker and great employee.

Step 3: In a big bowl mix all the ingredients from step one and step two together and add 5 cups of love and 4 cups of beautiful and lay it out in a pan. Bake for 18 years and you’ll get the Perfect Mickenzie.